What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.