Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.