What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS