Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Start from scratch !

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Pants.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!