Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!