Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!