Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!