How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.