How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Because he was de-composing.

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Sep-timber

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.