When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.