Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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