Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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