Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.