Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
He was told not to play with his food.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
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It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
An IPhone.
Because they hate Tibet.
