Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
Don't worry they'll tell you
Because they don't know the words.
She is allergic to nuts.
Because its friends were anemones.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Because everyone had equal rice.
Wonton-amo Bay
