Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle