Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle