Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle