Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone