Permission Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by