What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes