Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)