Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
The Mediterranean.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Because they have tears in their eyes
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
She was wearing mittens.
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
I'll tell you on my next post
You just put your lips together and whistle
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
