Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
A spaniel.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
It cracked.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
So she didn't whistle on the way down.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
