What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What's an "oying"?

This joke

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.