What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.