What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.