What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.