What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Decay Jokes More Decay Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)