What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.