What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Head Russian...

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Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)