What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)