How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

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How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.