How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.