What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

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Russel

How do you stop a French tank?

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.