Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Fore.
They're usually the elephant in the room
With two knotzies.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Their "Senor"ity!
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.