Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
When he points.
points to dead cactus*
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
God bless America.
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Too many cheetahs
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
The flag is a big plus.