He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Because we're not all sandwiches
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Because he didn't truss it.
A chicken ceaser salad.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
