How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Extrovert Jokes More Extrovert Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.