What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.