What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.