Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)