Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.