Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !