Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.