What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.