The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Life eventually ends.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Because he had fowl languange.
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
A redditor.
