What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Stephen Speilbug !

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!