What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk