What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied