What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!