Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.