What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.