Fast Thing Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?