What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What do you call a masculine Arab?

Protein Sheikh

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.