What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano