What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes