How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.