What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

B Jokes More B Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"