What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

B Jokes More B Jokes

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !