What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!