Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'