Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.