Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.