How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast