Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.