Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Nuts and bolts

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More time on tests.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

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Full speed ahead

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A: First third and emergency.

What's ur emergency?

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A hypocrite.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"