Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.