Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.