Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon