Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Call a big toe truck.

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A small medium at large

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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He ate the dentist.

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Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich