The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
You can't gargle with the sand.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
Chicken Caesar Salad
What everything looks like.
Jock the stripper.
Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
4-year-old: I won.
Slip not.
Because then it would be a foot
All dressed up, with no place to go.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.