What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk