What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.