What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!