Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.