Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.