Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.