How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.