How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs