What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"