What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.