What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off