Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!