Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.