Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.