What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!