What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !