What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D