What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D