What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.