What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Because they can.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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Their balls are only for decoration.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.